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Top 20 Best Beard Quotes of All Time.

Because you can never have too many beard quotes in your life.


  1. With great beard comes great responsibility
  2. Beards are the new six pack
  3. If your man has a beard raise your hand, if not raise your standards
  4. You call it a beard, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face
  5. Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but beards are a real woman’s best friend
  6. Tattooed for my pleasure, bearded for yours
  7. Marry a guy with a beard. If he’s patient enough to grow one, he’s patient enough to deal with your bullshit.
  8. My beard wants to know if you want a comfortable place to sit down
  9. Beard = Being Exceptional Among Regular Dudes
  10. Beards are like tequila, they’ll make your clothes fall off
  11. My face is well hung
  12. Not all women love beards, just the really awesome ones
  13. Bearded on the streets, beast in the sheets.
  14. It’s good to have beardless friends, when you go out people will assume you’re their leader.
  15. A beard is the difference between “Mr” and “Sir”
  16. Men don’t cry, they water their beard
  17. Beard is the answer. The question doesn’t matter.
  18. Beard. The only chat up line you’ll ever need.
  19. You don’t need a plan. All you need is balls and a beard.
  20. Beards are an acquired taste. If you don’t like them acquire some taste.



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